AAA Not Flirting Just Hot And Talking T Shirt

The Not Flirting Just Hot And Talking tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's been accused of flirting when they were literally just existing. You're hot. You talked. People read into it. This shirt sets the record straight so you don't have to.

Who actually needs this shirt?

People who get hit with "are you flirting with me?" when they're ordering a coffee.

If your resting face is apparently "come hither" and your normal speaking voice sounds like a Barry White record, this is your public service announcement. It's not a crime to be hot and also have things to say.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not a see-through nightclub freebie.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Hotness is not size-exclusive.
• Classic crew neck. Simple. Clean. Not trying to reinvent the t-shirt.
• DTG printed so the design doesn't crack, peel, or ghost after 20 washes. The text stays readable even at a distance, which is kind of the point.
• Pre-shrunk, because you've got enough to worry about without wondering if your shirt is going to betray you.

Does this work as a gift?

Extremely well.

Everyone knows someone who gets accused of flirting just for being alive and pleasant. This shirt says what they've been thinking, and it saves them from having to explain themselves at every party, brunch, and work happy hour. Pair it with a straight face for maximum effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit. Check our size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

What's the print quality like?
DTG (direct to garment) printed, meaning the design is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It won't crack or peel after washing.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on your workplace's sense of humor. Some offices will love it. Others will schedule a meeting about it.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL. Everyone deserves the right to publicly declare they're not flirting.

How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Turn it inside out to keep the print looking fresh, but it handles regular washing without drama.