AAA Shaking Tits And Taking Shits

Shaking Tits And Taking Shits is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who treats their morning routine like a full-contact sport. This graphic tee is for people who say the quiet part loud and don't lose sleep over it.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and absolutely no filter. The kind of person who walks into a party and immediately becomes the reason someone texts "you have to come over here right now."

If you need to workshop whether this shirt is too much, it's not for you. You either get it or you Google it later.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because audacity comes in every size
• Crew neck, because we're unhinged, not barbaric
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk, so what you ordered is what you get

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person. Shaking Tits And Taking Shits lands best when you hand it to someone who already lives this philosophy.

It's the kind of present that says "I see you, and I respect the chaos." Bad gift for your boss. Great gift for the friend your boss warned you about.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Shaking Tits And Taking Shits shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this shirt appropriate for (insert event here)?

Probably not. That's the point.

What's the shirt made of?

100% heavyweight cotton. It has actual weight and structure, not the see-through stuff you get from fast fashion.