AAA Slut For Ugly Boys T Shirt

The Slut For Ugly Boys T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for anyone who knows their type and has zero interest in being subtle about it. Blunt, funny, and more honest than your Hinge profile.

Who actually wears this?

People with a type. A very specific, very underrated type.

This shirt is for anyone who's ever bypassed the six-pack pics to swipe right on the guy with a dad bod and a weird sense of humor. You know who you are, and this shirt just saves you the explanation.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not some see-through nightmare
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors hold up no matter how many times you wash it
• Comfortable enough to live in, which you will

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's part of the fun.

This isn't a shirt for the easily rattled. It's for the people who get the joke and don't need permission to laugh. Wear it to a bar, wear it to brunch, wear it to the family cookout if you want to make things interesting.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs pretty standard. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.

Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so it holds up through countless washes without cracking or peeling.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL. Everybody's invited.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Thick enough to feel like a real shirt, soft enough that you'll want to live in it.

Is this a good gift?
It's a great gift if you know the person. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or the friend with no filter. Just read the room first.