AAA Smells Like Slut In Here T Shirt

The Smells Like Slut In Here tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: printing what you were already thinking. This is the shirt you wear when subtlety has left the building and you're fine with that.

Who actually wears this?

People who are funnier than they are polite. This shirt hits at parties, bar crawls, and anywhere the dress code is "questionable decisions." It's also weirdly popular as a housewarming gift, which says a lot about our customers.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a v-neck on this shirt would somehow make it worse
• DTG printed so the design stays vivid wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk fabric, fits the same after the dryer gets involved

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you actually know the person. Send this to the friend who already says worse things out loud. They'll love it. Send this to your coworker you've spoken to twice and you're getting called into HR.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, go with your usual.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a costume. You'll wear it more than you planned to.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on where you are and how much you enjoy eye contact with strangers.

Do you ship discreetly?

The packaging is plain. What you do after you open it is your problem.