AAA Sorry Ladies Botched Circumcision Shirt

The Sorry Ladies Botched Circumcision shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. If you have to ask, this isn't for you. For everyone else, welcome to the kind of shirt that makes your friends choke on their drink.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who treat personal tragedy as comedy material. If you've ever made a joke that cleared a room and felt nothing but pride, you're the target audience.

This shirt isn't trying to be subtle and neither are you. The people who get it will love you for it. The people who don't were never going to anyway. That's the beauty of wearing your worst qualities on your chest.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you too)
• Classic crew neck because we're inappropriate, not experimental
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through countless washes
• Pairs well with poor life decisions and a complete lack of shame

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's one of the best gifts you can give someone, as long as you know them well enough.

This is a "we've been friends for fifteen years and nothing is off limits" kind of present. Bachelor party? Absolutely. Birthday for the friend who overshares? Perfect. Secret Santa at the corporate office? Read the room first.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual or check the size chart for exact measurements.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We've seen it at barbecues, bars, and family reunions. Results vary.

What does the design look like?
It's the phrase "Sorry Ladies... Botched Circumcision" printed on the front in a clear, readable graphic. No subtlety. What you see is what you get.