AAA Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Might Stab Me T Shirt

The Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who knows their red flags aren't dealbreakers, they're a checklist. If your dating history reads like a true crime podcast, this shirt just saves everyone the discovery phase.

Who actually wears this?

People who've looked at their ex's mugshot and thought "yeah, I'd still swipe right." This is the shirt for the chronically attracted to chaos, the ones whose friends have stopped asking "how's it going with..." because they already know the answer involves a restraining order or a really great story.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take whatever your situationship throws at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (easy to grab you by, if that's your thing)
• DTG printed so the colors survive longer than your relationships
• Pre-shrunk, because at least something in your life should be predictable

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for the friend who keeps texting you from the parking lot of their ex's apartment at 2 AM. Or for yourself, because self-awareness is a journey. Either way, it lands better than another generic "funny" tee that tries too hard. This one just tells the truth.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, so the design holds up through plenty of washes. Turn it inside out and cold wash if you want to baby it.

Is this comfortable for everyday wear?
Very. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit, so it feels substantial without being stiff.

Can I wear this to family dinner?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your therapist.