AAA Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My D T Shirt

Unethical Threads made the Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My D shirt for people who think subtlety is overrated. It's loud, it's suggestive, and whoever reads it out loud in public is doing the real work for you.

Who actually wears this?

The friend in the group chat who sends the texts you screenshot but never forward.

The person at the cookout who gets the biggest laugh and the most side-eyes. If you've ever been told "you can't wear that," this is the next shirt you buy, right after the three others you can't wear to Thanksgiving.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than the joke deserves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, so nobody's left out of the bad decisions
• Classic crew neck (we keep some things traditional)
• DTG printed, so the colors survive the wash cycles and the judgment
• Pre-shrunk, because the only thing shrinking is your invite list

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift.

Nothing says "I know exactly who you are" like handing someone this shirt in front of their family. Bachelor parties, birthdays, White Elephant exchanges where you actually want to win. If your gift budget is under $30 and your humor budget is unlimited, you're in the right place.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say what I think it says?
Yes. And it says it on purpose.

What sizes does the Touch My D shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. We use DTG printing, which means the design is printed directly into the fabric. It holds up through every wash cycle.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?
You can return it per our return policy, but we can't return the look on their face.