AAA They/Them Causing Mayhem T Shirt

The They/Them Causing Mayhem tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats pronouns and pandemonium as a package deal. It's going to make at least one person at brunch deeply uncomfortable. Which, honestly, is the whole point.

Who's actually buying this?

People with a sense of humor and a high tolerance for unsolicited opinions from strangers.

This shirt lands hardest on the people who get the joke without needing a footnote. You know the type. They show up to Thanksgiving with a bottle of wine and an energy that makes Grandma clutch her pearls. If that's you or someone you love, congratulations, you've found your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not some tissue-paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because mayhem comes in every size
• Classic crew neck, nothing experimental happening structurally
• DTG printed so the graphic survives your laundry habits (no judgment, but also no fading)
• Soft enough that you'll forget you're wearing a statement piece until someone reminds you

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly, yes.

That's kind of the entire business model here. If you wanted something safe, you'd be shopping at Target. This shirt is for people who find pronoun humor funny and aren't interested in running it through a focus group first. Wear it with confidence or don't wear it at all.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit, so it's not skin-tight but it's not a tent either. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this a good gift?
If the person you're buying for has a sense of humor, absolutely. If they don't, this is an even better gift because now you get to watch them open it.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking, peeling, or losing color.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL. Mayhem is size-inclusive.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your workplace. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work in HR, maybe save it for the weekend.