AAA Treat / Eat Your Girl Right T Shirt

The Treat / Eat Your Girl Right tee from Unethical Threads is for people who read the menu carefully. One letter changes everything, and if you know, you know. This is not a shirt you wear to brunch with her parents.

Who's actually buying this?

Couples with a sense of humor and zero shame about it. If you've scrolled this far, you already know whether this shirt is for you.

It's the kind of shirt that gets a double take at the bar and a high five from the right stranger. Your partner will either love it or pretend they don't know you. Ideally both.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it cost more than your last date
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because good taste (or lack of it) comes in every size
• Crew neck, because we keep it classy from the collar up
• DTG printed directly into the fabric so the colors stay vivid wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk. Your confidence shouldn't be the only thing that doesn't shrink.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.

Give this to your partner and it's hilarious. Give this to a coworker and you're talking to HR. Context is everything. Read the room, then read the shirt. Anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just a random Tuesday when you want to make someone laugh (or blush). Either way, wrap it up and let the shirt do the talking.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

It says "Treat Your Girl Right" with "Treat" crossed out and replaced with "Eat." The design does the talking.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.

What sizes do you carry?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, colors stay put.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on where you're going and how much you care.