AAA Tummy Ache Survivor T Shirt

The Tummy Ache Survivor tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's ever laid on the bathroom floor questioning their life choices after one too many tacos. You survived. You deserve recognition. This shirt is that recognition.

Who actually wears this?

Everyone who's ever dramatically announced they were dying after eating too much.

IBS warriors, hangover veterans, people who ordered the extra spicy and immediately regretted it. If you've ever canceled plans because your stomach decided to betray you, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your stomach after Taco Tuesday
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for bloating, we get it)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the design outlasts your digestive confidence
• Pre-shrunk, because at least something in your life should be predictable

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely.

If you know someone who always has a "stomach thing," this is the move. Everyone knows that person. Maybe you are that person. Wrapping up a Tummy Ache Survivor shirt says "I see your suffering and I think it's hilarious." Which is really the foundation of any solid friendship.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Tummy Ache Survivor shirt come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Plenty of room for whatever got you into this mess.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.

Is the print going to fade or crack?

DTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the design locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Soft enough for couch recovery, sturdy enough for public appearances.

Can I wear this to the doctor?

You can. Whether your doctor finds it as funny as we do is between you and your copay.