AAA Two Inch Gang T Shirt

The Two Inch Gang T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for anyone secure enough to rep the measurements nobody asked about. Self-deprecating humor on heavyweight cotton. It hits harder than you'd expect from something so small.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and nothing to prove. If you can laugh at yourself before anyone else gets the chance, this shirt was made for you.

The Two Inch Gang isn't a support group, it's a lifestyle. This works at barbecues, bar crawls, and anywhere people appreciate someone who doesn't take themselves seriously. You'll get comments. You'll enjoy every single one.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than it does
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because confidence comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck, nothing fancy, nothing needed
• DTG printed so the color stays put longer than most of your relationships
• Pre-shrunk, because this joke doesn't need to get any smaller

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who already makes this joke about themselves. You're not insulting anyone. You're funding their bit.

Bachelor parties, Secret Santa, birthday for the guy who overshares at every dinner. It lands every time. Wrap it or don't, the reaction is the same either way.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Two Inch Gang shirt soft?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton but broken-in soft, not cardboard stiff. Comfortable enough to wear all day.

What sizes does it come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy. Size down if you want it fitted.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Turn it inside out when you wash it and it'll look fresh for years.

Is this shirt actually funny or just cringe?

Depends on your delivery. The shirt does the heavy lifting, but you still have to own it. Most people laugh immediately.

Can I wear this to work?

That's between you and HR.