AAA WTF Is A Kilometer T Shirt

The WTF Is A Kilometer tee from Unethical Threads is for every American who looked at the metric system and said "no thanks." Heavyweight cotton, loud print, and a whole stance on unit conversion. You measure things in feet, miles, and football fields. This is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

People who have Googled "how many feet in a mile" more than once but refuse to touch kilometers. The kind of person who hears "it's 30 degrees Celsius" and has no idea if they need a jacket.

It's also a hit with expats living abroad who've given up pretending they understand liters. Basically anyone who treats the imperial system as a personality trait.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a gas station freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes (unlike your argument for Fahrenheit)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, no surprise sizing after the first wash

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the shirt you hand to your most aggressively American friend on their birthday and watch them put it on immediately.

Also works great for your metric-loving coworker if you want to make a point. Fourth of July, White Elephant, back-to-school, whatever. If the person you're buying for has ever said "just use normal measurements," they need this.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton, but soft. Think sturdy and comfortable, not stiff like cardboard.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing locks the colors in. Wash it as many times as you want.

Is this going to offend someone?

Only the metric system. And maybe your Canadian relatives at Thanksgiving.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3 to 5 business days. Every shirt is printed on demand, so it's made fresh for you.