Acting Like A Dick Won't Make Yours Bigger Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Acting Like A Dick Won't Make Yours Bigger tee is an Unethical Threads back print that says what everyone's thinking but nobody will say out loud. Front is blank, the back does the talking. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's run out of polite ways to make the point. If you've sat through one too many meetings with That Guy, survived rush hour without incident, or read a comment section and lost a little faith in humanity, this is yours.

The design lives on the back, so the message lands as you walk away. Some things are better said to the room you're leaving.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (the insult is inclusive)
• Crew neck, simple, like the delivery
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp long after your patience doesn't
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

It's practically designed for it. Everyone knows someone who needs this shirt.

The coworker who talks over everyone. The friend who peaked in high school and won't stop reminding you. The guy at the barbecue who thinks being loud is a personality. Wrap it, hand it over, and let them figure out if it's about them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
Back only. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Does this shirt run true to size?
It runs true with a relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, size up or check the size chart.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG printing keeps the text sharp. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends on your workplace and how you feel about HR. We believe in you.