Acting Like A Dick Won't Make Yours Bigger Tee

The Acting Like A Dick Won't Make Yours Bigger tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone tired of keeping the observation to themselves. Heavyweight cotton, unisex S through 4XL, available in black or white. One line. Lands twice.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's met That Guy. You know the one.

The one in the meeting who talks over everyone. The one in traffic who cuts you off then flips you off. The one in every comment section who peaked in middle school. This shirt is a public service announcement aimed at a very specific audience, and somehow everyone knows exactly who it's about. You don't have to name names. The shirt handles it.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your patience for the people who need to read this shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because the shirt keeps it classic even if the message doesn't
• DTG print for color that won't bail after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

This is the gift. The one that makes someone laugh, then immediately picture the exact person they want to wear it around.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or that pure "I saw this and thought of you" moment. Fair warning: the recipient will assume you bought it because they reminded you of the shirt, not the other way around. That's fine. Let them wonder.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortably across the board.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

Will the print crack or fade?

The DTG printing process bonds ink directly into the fabric, so the design stays put through every wash cycle.

Is this appropriate to wear to work?

Depends on your workplace. If HR already knows you by name, you'll be fine. If not, maybe save it for weekends.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. But only the person it's about, and they probably had it coming.