Adultery Is A Sin You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too Tee

The Adultery Is A Sin You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too Tee from Unethical Threads takes the old "you can't have your cake and eat it too" line and swaps in two names that sound suspiciously familiar. It's a wordplay shirt for people who catch the joke before the sentence ends.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who'd rather make a pun than a point.

This one's for the friend who hears a proverb and immediately ruins it. The one whose moral compass has a sense of humor. If you've ever said something terrible at exactly the right moment, this shirt was already yours.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like you're wearing a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because sins come in all sizes
• Crew neck for a clean look (the content handles the chaos)
• DTG print with lasting color that won't bail after a few washes
• Available in black or white, pick your confession booth aesthetic

Is this actually offensive?

Only if idioms hurt your feelings.

It's a pun about names, cake, and questionable life choices. Most people laugh. The ones who don't probably haven't sounded it out yet.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Kate and Edith" mean on this shirt?
Say "Kate and Edith" out loud. Now say "cake and eat it." Same sounds, different implications. That's the whole joke.

Is this a good gift for someone?
If they appreciate wordplay and bad decisions, absolutely. If they need the joke explained, maybe get them a candle instead.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric, so the design survives laundry day just fine.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?
No. Black or white. Pick a side and commit. Unlike some people.