Adultery Is A Sin You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Adultery Is A Sin You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too tee from Unethical Threads swaps cake for two women's names and prints the result on your back. You've heard the saying. This version got someone divorced.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think puns and moral commentary belong on the same shirt.

Your buddy who always has the worst (best) joke at the bar. The person at the cookout who wants to see who actually gets it, then watches people mouth the words while staring at their back. It's a literacy test disguised as apparel.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room to breathe, room to sin.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. Nothing wrong with that.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the text stays crisp and the colors don't bail on you
• Back print only. The front stays clean. You control the reveal.

Will This Offend Someone?

Almost certainly, yes.

It's a shirt about adultery that also doubles as a pun, which means some people will laugh, some will squint at your back for thirty seconds, and a select few will get it AND still be offended. That last group is the sweet spot. We're a t-shirt company, not your therapist.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does 'You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too' mean?

It's a play on 'you can't have your cake and eat it too.' Say 'Kate and Edith' out loud. There it is.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is blank, so nobody sees it coming.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up to washing without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a pun about adultery, so that depends entirely on your audience. We'd call it clever with a side of questionable judgment.