Alcoholic And Autistic I've Got The Ism And Tism Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Alcoholic And Autistic I've Got The Ism And Tism Tee is an Unethical Threads back print for people who collected the whole set. If you've got the ism and the tism, this shirt says it across your back so you don't have to explain yourself at the bar. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who got two diagnoses and decided to make them rhyme. Recovery-meme fans, neurodivergent drinkers, and anyone who treats self-awareness like a competitive sport.

You know the type. Funniest person at the meeting. Most honest person at the party. They've got the shirt to prove both.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG printed so the color survives your questionable laundry habits
• Design on the back, letting everyone behind you read the full diagnosis while you walk away unbothered

Is this a good gift?

Only if you actually know the person. This is not a "ha ha funny mug for a coworker" kind of gift.

This is a "we've talked about our worst qualities at 2am" kind of gift. If you know someone who'd wear both the ism and the tism on their back, you already know whether to buy it. Trust your gut on this one.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "I've got the ism and tism" mean?
Ism is alcoholism. Tism is autism. The shirt's for people who got the combo pack and decided to make it a personality trait.

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?
Back print. The front is blank, the back does all the talking.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds up fine.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. That's it. Pick the one that matches your personality.