Alcoholic And Autistic I've Got The Ism And Tism Tee

The Alcoholic And Autistic I've Got The Ism And Tism Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who collected both isms like they were running some kind of dysfunctional loyalty program. Self-aware, stupid funny, and available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted the hand they were dealt and decided laughing about it beats crying about it.

The neurodivergent drinking crowd, the recovery-meme people, the ones who weaponize their diagnoses for comedic effect at parties. If you've ever described yourself as "a lot" and meant it as both a warning and a flex, welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your questionable life choices (and the washing machine)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because you're chaotic, not a V-neck person
• DTG print for color that actually lasts
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If the person would laugh at "I've got the ism and tism," absolutely.

If you have to explain it to them, save your money. This is a gift for someone who already gets it, not someone you're trying to convert. That said, it's also a perfectly valid gift to yourself. Nobody's judging. Well, some people are, but they weren't going to like you anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Ism and Tism tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically everybody.

Is this shirt going to offend people?

Some people, yes. If self-deprecating humor about neurodivergence and drinking isn't your thing, this isn't your brand. For everyone else, it's just Tuesday.

What's the print quality like?

DTG printed, so the colors stay put. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad ghost of itself after a few washes.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. That's it. Pick your fighter.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they'd laugh at the phrase "I've got the ism and tism," yes. If you're not sure, you probably don't know them well enough.