Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee from Unethical Threads says what the justice system won't: those little blinking bracelets have a certain charm. This heavyweight backprint graphic tee lets you broadcast that hot take to everyone walking behind you.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and, in some cases, firsthand experience.

This tee is for anyone who looked at an ankle monitor and thought "accessorize." Your cousin who's been through some things, the friend at the cookout who always has the best stories. It's a backprint, which means you don't even have to make eye contact while they process what they just read.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a see-through gas station special
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because questionable taste comes in every size
• Crew neck, no surprises there
• DTG printed for color that actually survives the laundry
• Backprint design, so the joke lands on your exit

Can I give this as a gift?

Yes, if you know your audience.

This is not a gift for your manager or your girlfriend's parents. This is a gift for the friend who'd laugh about getting pulled over, the sibling who collects inappropriate shirts, or anyone with a criminal record they're weirdly proud of. Pair it with bail money for the full experience.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I get?

It runs true to size in a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up. Available from S to 4XL.

Is the print on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank. You get to walk away while people process what they just read.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays looking right.

Can I wear this to court?

Technically, yes. Strategically, no. We make the shirts, not the legal advice.

Is this shirt offensive?

To some people, absolutely. That's sort of the point. If you need a shirt that offends nobody, we are not your brand.