Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee is a backprint graphic tee from Unethical Threads for people who think the justice system's hottest accessory goes on your ankle. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so everyone behind you knows exactly where you stand on court-ordered jewelry.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with a dangerous sense of humor and maybe a parole officer. Or someone who's been there.

Look, if you've ever thought an ankle monitor had a certain charm to it, this shirt gets you. If you haven't, you probably know someone who has. Either way, it's the kind of shirt that does its best work when you're walking away from people.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the one neckline that won't snitch on you)
• DTG print for color that actually lasts instead of fading into regret
• Back print design, because some statements hit harder as exit lines

Is This a Good Gift?

It's an incredible gift for the right person and a terrible gift for the wrong one.

If someone in your life has that specific brand of humor where they'd voluntarily claim ankle monitors are sexy, hand it over. Birthday, holiday, post-arraignment celebration. The backprint makes it even better as a gift because they won't fully see it coming until they put it on and catch a mirror.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, keeping things low-key until you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape. Ignore them and that's between you and your dryer.

Is this appropriate to wear in court?
We're going to say no, but we can't stop you. Read the room.