Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee

The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee from Unethical Threads says what the justice system won't. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee for people whose humor has a record of its own. If your type has a curfew, wear it proud.

Who Actually Wears This?

People whose search history would concern a judge.

If you've ever laughed at something you definitely shouldn't have, welcome home. The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee plays well at cookouts, dive bars, and anywhere bail might come up in casual conversation. Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so it works on basically every body that's ever made a questionable decision.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a different kind of crime
• DTG print locks in the color so it survives your laundry habits (we're not judging)
• Machine washable, turn inside out, cold water if you're fancy

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to joke about their ankle bracelet, yes.

This works for birthdays, divorce parties, and celebrations we can't legally name. The kind of gift that gets unwrapped and immediately put on. Just size up if you're guessing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and use cold water to keep it looking fresh longest.

Is this shirt soft or stiff?

It's heavyweight cotton, so it has substance, but it softens up nicely after a few wears without losing shape.

Can I wear this to court?

Technically, yes. Strategically, ask your lawyer first.