Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee

The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee is Unethical Threads at its most legally questionable. A funny graphic tee for anyone who thinks house arrest comes with perks. Heavyweight cotton, real DTG print, and the kind of joke that makes your parole officer sigh.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who find the intersection of fashion and felonies hilarious.

Your friend who quotes true crime podcasts at dinner. The person in your group chat who always takes the joke one step too far (and everyone loves them for it). This is not a shirt for the easily startled. If you've ever made a bail joke at Thanksgiving, you already know you need this.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, because funny is not a size)
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the graphic doesn't bail on you after a few washes
• Pairs nicely with an ankle bracelet, but we're not here to judge your accessories

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

One of the best, honestly.

This is the gift you give when a gift card feels lazy and you want to prove you actually know the person. The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee lands for birthdays, gag gifts, bachelor parties, or just because someone you love has a questionable sense of humor. Wrap it or don't. Either way, it's getting a reaction.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made for durability. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the graphic holds up.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. Corporate office? Probably not. Dive bar? You'll fit right in.

Is the cotton heavyweight or thin?

Heavyweight. This is a real shirt, not a see-through situation you'd regret at the family cookout.

Can I wear this to court?

We can't legally advise you on that. But we respect the energy.