Apparently I'm Still Not Old Enough To Know Better Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Apparently I'm Still Not Old Enough To Know Better tee from Unethical Threads is your preloaded comeback, printed on the back for whoever says it next. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, in black or white. For anyone who stopped growing up and just kept going.

Who's This Shirt Actually For?

The person who has heard "you're old enough to know better" so many times it's basically their catchphrase. You know the one.

They're the friend who still makes the same questionable decisions at 42 that they made at 22, except now they do it with a mortgage. The impossible-to-shop-for birthday gift target who already owns everything stupid. The one your mom still worries about. This is their shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually drapes like a shirt, not a paper towel
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (room for regret and second helpings)
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the text survives your laundry habits and your life choices
• Design is on the back. Front is blank. Let them read it as you walk away.

Is This a Good Birthday Gift?

One of the best sarcastic birthday gifts you'll find.

If someone in your life has been getting this exact lecture since they were a teenager and still hasn't course-corrected, this is their trophy. Works for 30th birthdays, 40th birthdays, and every birthday after where the phrase just keeps getting more accurate. Wrap it or don't.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design on this shirt?
The text is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.

Is this a good gift for a birthday?
It's one of the best sarcastic birthday gifts you can give someone who has clearly never planned to mature. Works especially well for anyone over 30.

Will the print fade in the wash?
The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care label and you're good.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Available in black or white.