Appendix Tee

The Appendix Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who think Claire's should expand their services beyond ear piercings. "I Got My Appendix Removed at Claires" is printed right on the front because some jokes don't need a setup, just a shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who've had surgery and developed a sense of humor about it.

Nurses who need a laugh between shifts. The friend who still talks about their appendectomy like it was a war story. Honestly, anyone who walks past a Claire's in the mall and thinks "what if they offered more procedures." The Appendix Tee hits different when you've actually been under the knife, but it's funny either way.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles actual life, not just photo ops
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only procedure here that doesn't require anesthesia)
• DTG printed for colors that don't bail after three washes
• Pre-shrunk. At least one thing in your life won't surprise you.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift.

For the nurse in your life, the friend who just had surgery, or the person who laughs at things they probably shouldn't. The Appendix Tee lands every time because the joke is universally stupid in the best way. Wrap it or don't. Nobody's judging the presentation when the content is this good.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Appendix Tee say?

"I Got My Appendix Removed at Claires." That's it. That's the whole joke. Claire's does ear piercings, not surgery.

What sizes does the Appendix Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up.

Is the Appendix Tee offensive?

It's an anatomy joke about a mall store. Your coworkers will laugh. HR will probably not care.

How long does the print last?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no fading, no peeling.