Are Biceps On The Menu Tee

The Are Biceps On The Menu Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats arm day less like a workout and more like a mating display. Big block letters, no subtlety, full gym-floor pickup energy. You know exactly who you are.

Who's actually wearing this to the gym?

People who skip small talk and let the shirt do the heavy lifting. The kind of person who racks the 45s and already knows everyone in a five-bench radius is looking.

This is gym humor for people who live in the weight room and aren't shy about it. Arm day isn't just a workout for you, it's a whole identity. And honestly, if you're going to make eye contact between sets, you might as well have something worth reading across your chest. The Are Biceps On The Menu Tee handles that for you, hands-free.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your post-workout laundry pile without losing shape
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because biceps come in every size
• Crew neck that sits clean whether you're lifting or just existing in public
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked and the text doesn't crack, peel, or ghost on you
• Machine washable, which shouldn't need saying, but here we are

Does this work as a gift for a gym bro?

It's practically designed for it. If someone in your life won't shut up about their arms, this is the most on-the-nose thing you can hand them.

Birthday, holiday, random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. Works every time. It's also a solid self-purchase if you're the gym bro in question and nobody else is stepping up. No judgment. Treat yourself.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Are Biceps On The Menu Tee true to size?

It runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex fit. If you want it tighter for the gun show, size down one.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Biceps come in all sizes and so does this shirt.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG print locks the color in and won't crack, peel, or fade. Your pump might not last, but the shirt will.

Is this appropriate to wear to the gym?

It was made for the gym. Whether it's "appropriate" is between you and whoever reads it mid-set.

Can I wear this outside the gym?

Wear it wherever you want. Grocery store, bar, family dinner if you're feeling bold. The shirt doesn't judge.