Are Lesbians With Fat Fingers Considered Well Hung Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Are Lesbians With Fat Fingers Considered Well Hung tee from Unethical Threads is a question that sounds like it should have an answer but absolutely should not. A linguistic bar argument that somehow made it onto a shirt. Back print only, because you raise this one on your way out the door.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the English language has unfinished business. This is the shirt for anyone who treats bar arguments like thesis defenses and considers "asking for a friend" a valid research method. You're not trying to offend. You're trying to get to the bottom of something, and the fact that nobody asked is entirely the point.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't quit after three washes (unlike your filter)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for lasting color
• Available in black or white

Is this actually offensive?

The joke is linguistic, not personal. It's a question about whether a phrase from one context can logically survive in another. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so engagement is entirely opt-in. People laugh, start debating, or keep walking.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is blank. You drop the question on the room as you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt homophobic?

No. The joke is about whether a phrase from one context can logically apply in another. It's a language question wearing a dirty hat, not the other way around.

Does the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the print stays sharp through repeated washing.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.