Are You A Bad Decision Because I Already Know I'll Make You Twice Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Are You A Bad Decision Because I Already Know I'll Make You Twice tee is Unethical Threads' love letter to repeat offenders. It's a backprint pickup line for anyone who skipped the "learn from your mistakes" chapter entirely. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People whose exes have exes who have stories about them. If you've ever sent a "you up?" text to someone you swore off last Tuesday, this is your uniform.

The Are You A Bad Decision tee isn't for people who learn lessons. It's for people who see the lesson, acknowledge it, and then do the exact opposite because it was fun the first time.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your willpower
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing complicated (unlike your situationship)
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts
• Back print design, so they read it as you walk away from yet another regrettable encounter

Can I wear this on a date?

Absolutely. It's the most honest opening move you'll ever make. The back of this shirt tells them exactly what they're signing up for, which is either deeply respectful or deeply unhinged. Either way, you've given fair warning, and that's more than most people get.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Where is the design printed?

On the back. The front is blank, keeping things clean while the back does all the talking.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It's the most responsible thing about you.

Will this shirt shrink?

Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your judgment better.