Are You A Bad Decision Because I Already Know I'll Make You Twice Tee

The Are You A Bad Decision Because I Already Know I'll Make You Twice Tee is Unethical Threads at peak self-destruction. A pickup line for people who skipped the learning-from-mistakes part of personal growth. Available in black or white.

Who wears a shirt like this?

The person at the party who just got out of something messy and is already making eye contact with the next disaster. You know the one. They don't need encouragement, they need a warning label. This is that warning label.

• Heavyweight cotton (the shirt holds up even if your judgment doesn't)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classic like that
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your situationships
• Comes in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone whose autobiography would just be a list of incident reports. Also great for the friend who treats "I shouldn't" as a personal dare. They'll wear it. They'll mean it. You won't be surprised.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on everyone.

Is this shirt actually good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The print stays sharp and the shirt keeps its shape.

Will people be offended?

Some will. Those aren't your people. If someone can't handle a self-aware pickup line on a t-shirt, you were never going to get along anyway.

Can I wear this on a date?

You can, and honestly you probably should. It sets expectations early. Think of it as emotional fine print.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.