Are You A Firework Cuz Im Going To Make 2 Fingers Disappear Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Are You A Firework Cuz Im Going To Make 2 Fingers Disappear Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print pickup line for people who find Fourth of July ER visits romantic. The text rides across your upper back, so the punchline lands as you walk away. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who peaked at lighting Black Cats in the cul-de-sac. This shirt is for the friend who still has all ten fingers but clearly isn't trying to keep them.

It plays well at cookouts, beach bars, and anywhere someone might ask if you're okay. The back print means nobody sees it coming until you've already turned around. That's the whole bit.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a bottle rocket to the chest
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks don't deserve this joke
• DTG print for color that outlasts your dating life
• Back print design, blank front. Let them read the setup before you're gone.

Is This a Good Gift?

Absolutely, if the recipient has ever been escorted out of a fireworks tent.

It's a low-effort, high-impact move for birthdays, Fourth of July, or any occasion where you want to say "I thought of you and it was inappropriate." Comes in black or white, ships fast, wraps easy.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds up. Wash inside out on cold and the colors stay put.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of commitment to the bit.

Is this shirt actually about fireworks?

Sure. Let's go with that.