Are You A Firework Cuz Im Going To Make 2 Fingers Disappear Tee

The Are You A Firework Cuz Im Going To Make 2 Fingers Disappear Tee from Unethical Threads is the pickup line your uncle would use at a cookout, right before the Roman candle incident. Text-only print, available in black or white, and guaranteed to make at least one person at the party uncomfortable.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the Fourth of July is more fun when somebody loses a digit.

This shirt is for the friend who shows up with a lighter in one hand and questionable intentions in the other. It reads like a cheesy come-on, hits like a firecracker safety PSA, and somehow works as both. You'll get looks. That's the point.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a sparkler fight
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people with different problems
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever held a firecracker too long on purpose, absolutely.

This is the shirt that says "I know exactly who you are and I support it." Works for birthdays, Fourth of July, or any occasion where subtlety was never the goal.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top of it.

Can I wear this to a Fourth of July party?

You can. Whether the host invites you back is a separate question.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Substantial feel, not thin and see-through.