Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night tee from Unethical Threads compares your love interest to unwashed cookware, then doubles down. Printed across the back so they read it as you walk away.

Who's actually wearing this?

Someone who thinks the kitchen is the most romantic room in the house. This is the pick up line you break out when you've fully given up on being smooth and decided to just be memorable. It lands at cookouts, dive bars, house parties, and anywhere the standards are already low. The design is on the back, so you deliver it walking away. Power move.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promotional giveaway
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Yes, 4XL. We like to be inclusive about bad decisions.
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift you give someone who has watched every season of a reality dating show and still thinks they have game. Also a solid choice for anyone who makes their roommates deal with a sink full of dishes, because at least now they're being funny about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

The full text reads "Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night." It's printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank.

What colors is this available in?

Black and white.

Will the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors hold up over time. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.