Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night Tee

The Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night Tee from Unethical Threads is the least romantic pickup line ever committed to cotton. Available in black or white, S through 4XL. This line has never worked on anyone, but the shirt is a guaranteed win.

Who's This Shirt Actually For?

Anyone who thinks the dishwasher is foreplay.

Couples who've been together long enough that romance has devolved into chore-based innuendo. The friend who peaked in the group chat and needs the world to know. If you read that title and laughed instead of cringing, this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick, soft, holds its shape.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because the shirt is already doing enough
• DTG print that stays vivid wash after wash (ironic, given the subject matter)
• Available in black or white

Can I Give This as a Gift?

Absolutely. This is the anniversary gift for the couple that does not need another candle.

It's the birthday present for the friend who says the quiet part loud every single time. Pair it with dish soap if you really want to commit to the bit.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. The DTG printing bonds ink into the fabric, so the design holds up through plenty of wash cycles.

Is this shirt available in other colors?

It comes in black or white. Two options, both equally incriminating.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Technically, yes. Socially, that depends on your tolerance for eye contact with strangers who just read your chest.