Are You An Escalator Cuz I Wanna Go Down On You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Are You An Escalator Cuz I Wanna Go Down On You tee from Unethical Threads puts the dumbest pickup line in your arsenal across the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. You walk away, they read it, and the joke lands without you saying a word.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who peaked in confidence and never looked back. This is the shirt for anyone who thinks a cheesy pickup line is a personality trait.

It works at pool parties, dive bars, bachelor parties, and anywhere your reputation can't get any worse. The back print means you're not even there for the reaction. You just leave it behind like a tip.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-shop throwaway
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you too)
• Crew neck, because apparently you have standards
• DTG print that keeps its color, because a faded pickup line is just sad
• Back print design. You deliver the punchline on your way out.

Does This Work as a Gift?

If you know the person's sense of humor, this is a killer gift.

Get it for the friend who thinks corny pickup lines are the height of comedy and has never been embarrassed a day in their life. Skip it for anyone who requires a content warning before laughing. If you're not sure which category someone falls into, you probably already know the answer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say on the back?
It reads 'ARE YOU AN ESCALATOR? CUZ I WANNA GO DOWN ON YOU' in large block text. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable without being oversized.

Will the print crack or fade?
It's a DTG print, so no cracking. Wash inside out on cold to keep the colors sharp.

Is this appropriate to wear to work?
That depends on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If you've ever attended a mandatory sensitivity training, probably not.

What's the shirt material?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Feels substantial, not like a free promo shirt from a 5K you didn't run.