Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee

The Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee from Unethical Threads is the worst pickup line ever committed to cotton. Ornate imperial artwork, maximum confidence energy, and a punchline that lands whether they laugh or walk away. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who open with the worst line at the bar and somehow still get a number. This shirt is pure unearned confidence in graphic tee form.

You wear it knowing full well what you're doing, and you don't apologize for it. The design is ridiculous on purpose, all gold and red imperial grandeur backing up a line that has no business being said out loud. If your humor requires a permission slip, this one's not for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, big pickup line energy comes in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through the wash cycle
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, honestly.

If you know someone whose love language is bad puns and no filter, the Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee is the move. This is the kind of gift that gets opened at a party and makes half the room choke on their drink. For the friend who already owns three shirts that should've been confiscated, this is the next logical addition.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It holds its shape and doesn't feel like a tissue after two washes.

How is the design printed?

DTG (direct to garment) printing. The colors stay locked in and won't crack or peel like cheap screen prints.

Does it come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Minimal shrinkage with proper care. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't overthink it.