Armed And Hammered 1969 Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Armed And Hammered 1969 Tee from Unethical Threads slaps a drunk twist on that iconic baking soda logo you've seen under every kitchen sink since forever. It's a backprint, so the punchline hits when you walk away. Which, let's be honest, is probably when you're at your funniest anyway.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat day drinking like a competitive sport. The Armed And Hammered design lands hardest at cookouts, tailgates, and any event where someone's definitely getting cut off before the food hits the table.

You know the type. You might be the type. Either way, this shirt speaks your language fluently.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions (and the washing machine after)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG printed so the color outlasts most of your relationships
• Backprint design. The front stays clean for mugshots.

Is this a good gift for someone who drinks too much?

Yes. Next question.

But seriously, if you know someone whose relationship with alcohol could be described as "enthusiastic," the Armed And Hammered 1969 Tee says what their friends won't. Pair it with a bottle of something cheap and call it a care package.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the Armed And Hammered design a parody of?

It's a parody of the Arm & Hammer baking soda logo, reworked with drunk energy and a 1969 vintage stamp. The design is printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing locks the color in tight. Wash inside out on cold and skip the bleach, and it'll outlast most of your relationships.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your boss has a sense of humor, maybe. If you work from home, absolutely.