Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print graphic featuring the Eye of Providence pyramid from the dollar bill, reworked into an MLM parody. The design sits on the back of the shirt so people read it as you walk away. Which, if you've ever been pitched a downline opportunity, is exactly the energy.

Who actually wears a pyramid scheme shirt?

People who've survived the group chat recruitment. If you've ever had a friend from high school message you after a decade of silence with "hey babe, can I ask you something?", this shirt is your armor.

It's also just a genuinely good visual. The Eye of Providence design works on its own as a graphic, and the joke lands with anyone who's been within fifty feet of someone shilling weight-loss coffee.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only acceptable neckline for this level of sarcasm)
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't crack, peel, or ghost after washing
• Design printed on the BACK of the shirt. Front is clean.

Is this a good gift for someone in an MLM?

Depends on your relationship with conflict. If they still think they're a "small business owner," maybe hold off. If they got out and can laugh about it now, this is the perfect recovery gift.

It also works for anyone with a dark sense of humor about capitalism in general. You don't need MLM trauma to appreciate the absurdity of the Eye of Providence being repurposed as pyramid scheme branding.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL. The fit is relaxed, so size down if you want it more fitted.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?
Heavyweight cotton holds up well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape.

What does the design look like?
It's a parody of the Eye of Providence pyramid from the US dollar bill, with "ASK ME ABOUT MY PYRAMID SCHEME" around it. Available in black or white.

Is the print going to fade or peel?
DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. No cracking, no peeling, and the color holds up over time.