Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme Tee

The Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme Tee from Unethical Threads puts the dollar bill's Eye of Providence on your chest with "PYRAMID SCHEME" written underneath. It's a public service announcement for anyone who's been cornered at a party by someone selling essential oils.

Who actually wears a pyramid scheme shirt?

People who survived a friend's "once in a lifetime opportunity" pitch and lived to joke about it.

This one hits for MLM refugees, crypto skeptics, anyone who's ever been invited to a "not a meeting, just coffee" meeting, or people who just think the Great Seal looks cool on a tee. If you've ever responded to a LinkedIn DM with "is this an actual job," you already know.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes. This is a real shirt.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for your entire downline.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing revolutionary, just a neckline that works.
• DTG print for color that stays vivid even after your 40th explanation that no, you're not actually in a pyramid scheme.
• Available in black or white. Your recruiting outfit should be versatile.

Is this a good gift for someone who got into an MLM?

Yes. It's the kind of gift that says "I love you but I'm not buying your protein powder."

Perfect for former Huns, recovering side-hustlers, or that one friend who finally admitted the leggings company was a scam. Also works for finance bros, conspiracy enthusiasts, or anyone with a healthy distrust of unsolicited business opportunities. Pair it with zero recruitment materials.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme Tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without looking like a tent.

What's the design on this shirt?

A parody of the US dollar bill's Eye of Providence pyramid with "ASK ME ABOUT MY" above and "PYRAMID SCHEME" below. Front print only.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing holds color and detail through repeated washes. Follow the care label and you'll be fine.

Does this shirt run true to size?

It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. It's meant to be comfortable, not skintight.

Is this an original design?

Yes. Designed in-house at Unethical Threads. You won't find this exact graphic anywhere else.