B Is For Prude Tee

The B Is For Prude Tee from Unethical Threads is part of our red-flag alphabet series, and honestly, it might be the most accurate letter yet. A classy vintage couple mid-dance, one of them clearly judging the other's vanilla preferences. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

The spicy one in the relationship. The person who's been called "too much" and took it as a compliment.

This shirt is for anyone who finds the word "prude" hilarious because it has never, not once, applied to them. It's also a top-tier gift for the friend who overshares at brunch and somehow makes it charming.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a hem
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because good taste isn't size-restricted
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental happening here (save that energy for elsewhere)
• DTG printed for color that stays vivid, not fading into sad pastel territory
• Pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get

Is this a good gift?

It's an incredible gift. Specifically for the person in your life who would never be described as a prude.

Anniversary, birthday, Valentine's Day, random Tuesday when you want to make someone snort-laugh. The B Is For Prude Tee lands every time because it's specific enough to be personal and funny enough to not need an explanation. Pair it with a straight face when you hand it over.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the B Is For Prude Tee design look like?
It features a vintage-style illustration of an elegant couple dancing, with "B IS FOR..." at the top. Think cheeky, sarcastic bedroom humor wrapped in unexpectedly classy artwork.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?
There's nothing explicit on it. The humor is implied, which makes it funnier. You'll get knowing looks from the right people and confused looks from everyone else. Both outcomes are good.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the relaxed cut is forgiving.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG printing holds up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but this isn't a delicate situation.

Is this part of a series?
Yes. The red-flag alphabet is an ongoing collection from Unethical Threads. Each letter gets its own design and its own specific brand of questionable behavior.