AAA Back and Body Hurts Tee

The Back and Body Hurts tee from Unethical Threads is a parody shirt for people who threw out their back doing absolutely nothing impressive. If your body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies every morning, this one's yours.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone over 25 whose body has started filing formal complaints.

Millennials who identify more with ibuprofen than Instagram trends. Your coworker who won't stop talking about their chiropractor. If you've ever said "I slept wrong" as a full explanation for why you can't turn your head, the Back and Body Hurts tee was made for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your good posture
• Machine washable, which matters because you're not hand-washing anything, let's be real

Is this a good gift?

One of the best, actually.

If someone in your life has turned back pain into a personality trait, this is the shirt they didn't know they needed. Works for birthdays, holidays, or a random Tuesday when you want to remind someone you get them. It beats another heating pad.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Back and Body Hurts shirt a parody of?

It's a parody of Bath and Body Works. Same font energy, very different product.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically everybody.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll hold its shape. We can't say the same about your spine.

Is this a good gift for someone with back pain?

It's the perfect gift for anyone who groans when they stand up. Past 30, that's most people.