AAA Bagel Slut T Shirt

The Bagel Slut tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose relationship with carbs crossed a line a long time ago. "Butter Me Up" isn't a request, it's a lifestyle. This is the shirt your brunch group didn't know they needed until you showed up wearing it.

Who actually wears this?

People who order everything bagels with extra schmear and no shame.

The type who posts their food before eating it, who argues about the best bagel shop with the intensity of a political debate. If your weekend revolves around a bakery line, this Bagel Slut shirt is just telling the truth about you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because carb love knows no size limit
• Classic crew neck for maximum bagel-eating comfort
• DTG print that keeps the color sharp through countless wash cycles
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after your third everything bagel

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Without question.

If you know someone who builds their entire personality around bagels (and you definitely do), this is the move. It's funnier than a gift card and way more personal than whatever generic thing you were going to grab last minute. The Bagel Slut shirt works for birthdays, holidays, or just a casual callout of someone's carb dependency.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Bagel Slut shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it handles regular use just fine.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, go for it. If HR already has a file on you, maybe save it for the weekend.

What material is it made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel quality but not so heavy you're sweating through brunch.