Barry McCockiner 2024 Tee (Black)

The Barry McCockiner 2024 tee from Unethical Threads is the write-in candidate your wardrobe didn't know it needed. A fake political campaign shirt for anyone who looked at both options and said "nah." Wear it to the cookout, wear it to Thanksgiving, and watch what happens.

Who's Actually Voting for Barry McCockiner?

Everyone who gave up on real candidates. This shirt hits different in an election year, but honestly, it's funny all year round. It's for the person in your group chat who posts the worst takes and somehow you still agree with half of them. If you've ever thought "I'd rather write in a name that sounds deeply inappropriate," congratulations. You found your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that see-through tissue-paper stuff
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, because representation matters)
• Classic crew neck, because we made a choice and we're sticking with it
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that don't fade when you inevitably ignore the care instructions
• Pre-shrunk, so what you order is what shows up

Is the Barry McCockiner Tee a Good Gift?

It's the perfect gift for the person who's impossible to shop for. You know the one. Nothing from a normal store works, and a gift card feels lazy. This shirt says "I know exactly who you are, and I support it." Works for birthdays, white elephant, Secret Santa, or a random Tuesday when you want to make someone's day significantly worse.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Barry McCockiner shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Order your normal size and you're good.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We don't make the rules at your office.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfy across the board.

How should I wash this shirt?

Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up if you treat your laundry with basic human decency.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the whole idea.