AAA Be Kind Of A Bitch Tee

The Be Kind Of A Bitch tee from Unethical Threads is for people who tried the whole kindness thing and decided to get specific about it. You're nice to people who deserve it. That's not a character flaw, that's character development.

Who actually wears this?

People with manners and limits. The kind of person who holds the door open but will absolutely tell you about yourself if you skip the thank you.

This isn't an attitude problem. It's an attitude solution. You spent years being too agreeable, and now you've recalibrated. The Be Kind Of A Bitch tee is just the uniform for that particular glow-up.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because this energy comes in every size
• Crew neck, classic and clean
• DTG printed, so the design stays vivid through every wash (unlike your patience)

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. Everyone knows someone who runs on this exact energy.

Birthdays, holidays, 'I saw this and immediately thought of you' moments. If you have a friend who's sweet but surgical, this is their shirt. They'll wear it and people will nod knowingly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, go up for a comfier fit.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Wash on cold, skip the bleach, and it stays sharp.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworker has a 'Live Laugh Love' mug, you're the balance the office needs. HR mileage may vary.

Is this a unisex shirt?

Yes. Unisex fit from S to 4XL. Being kind of a bitch is a universal talent, not a gendered one.

What makes this different from other funny tees?

Unethical Threads uses heavyweight cotton and DTG printing, not heat transfers that peel after three washes. The shirt is built as well as the joke.