Be Nice To Fat People One Day They May Save Your Life Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Be Nice To Fat People One Day They May Save Your Life tee from Unethical Threads is the funniest piece of wilderness survival advice you'll ever wear. Printed on the back so your hiking buddy can read it right before things get interesting.

Is this actually mean?

Not even close. It's affectionate, it's absurd, and honestly, it's practical.

Three silhouettes on the back tell the whole story: a bear, a bigger runner, and you. Comes in black or white. The artwork does the talking before anyone reads a word.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because nobody needs a V-neck for bear country
• DTG printed so the colors don't crack, peel, or fade
• Back print design, meaning you get to walk away from conversations and still make a point

Does this work as a gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend you'd bring hiking. They'll know exactly what you mean by it.

Works for camping buddies, gym friends, anyone who's ever had to outrun anything (even metaphorically). Just pick their size and keep a straight face when they open it. The Be Nice To Fat People tee lands every time because the silhouettes do the heavy lifting before anyone reads a word.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

It's a joke about bears and running speed. If that offends someone, they probably have bigger problems than your shirt.