AAA Beans Give Me Gas T Shirt

The Beans Give Me Gas t shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A bean. Holding a gas can. If you need more context than that, this probably isn't your store.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at fart jokes in elementary school and never looked back. You're the one at the cookout making the bean comment before anyone else can get there. You've been workshopping this material since childhood, and honestly, the commitment deserves a uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts whatever you had for dinner
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because everyone deserves to broadcast their digestive situation
• Crew neck, keeps things professional from the collarbone up
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after forty washes
• Pre-shrunk, because this shirt shouldn't get smaller even if your dignity does

Is this a good gift?

This is the gift you get for the friend who texts you about their stomach problems unprompted. The coworker who brings chili to every potluck. The sibling who ruined every road trip growing up. They'll love it. Their significant other might not, but that's part of the appeal.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Beans Give Me Gas shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to fade?

DTG printing locks the design in. It's not going anywhere, even if your friends wish it would.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on your HR department's sense of humor. We believe in you, but we're not liable.