Beer Calling Tee

The Beer Calling Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny beer graphic tee that turns your chest into an incoming call screen, complete with a frosty beer mug as the caller, 'Beer Calling...' as the ID, and those red and green buttons below. You're hitting accept. Obviously.

Who actually wears this?

People who consider beer a core personality trait, not a casual hobby.

The type whose fridge has a better beer-to-vegetable ratio than any doctor would sign off on. This shirt isn't for someone who 'enjoys the occasional lager.' It's for the friend whose response time drops to zero the second someone mentions a cold one.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, because beer)
• Crew neck, because nobody's wearing a V-neck to the brewery
• DTG printed so the design stays crisp long after your Saturday night doesn't
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's one of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy.

If they like beer and own a torso, you're done. Works for birthdays, Father's Day, bachelor parties, or any situation where a gift card feels lazy but you also don't want to think that hard. They'll laugh, put it on, and probably wear it to the bar that same week.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Beer Calling Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your drinking personality.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design stays sharp through plenty of wash cycles.

Is this a good gift for a beer lover?

Extremely. If they like beer and have a sense of humor, this covers both. Easier than guessing their favorite IPA.

What's the design on the Beer Calling Tee?

It's an incoming phone call screen with a beer mug as the caller, 'Beer Calling...' as the caller ID, and accept/decline buttons below.