Beer Pong Is Gay Tee

The Beer Pong Is Gay Tee from Unethical Threads is a stance. For everyone who's watched a ping pong ball roll across a garage floor and thought, "this is not it." Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S to 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who'd rather do literally anything else at a party than stand around a folding table watching someone miss a cup ten times in a row.

The anti-beer-pong coalition is bigger than anyone admits. You've seen them. They're the ones in the kitchen, having an actual conversation, pretending the tournament in the garage doesn't exist. This shirt just makes it public record.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy even when you're being dismissive
• DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not peeling off after three washes
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

If you know someone who audibly groans when the cups come out, yes.

This is their official uniform. Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive housewarming gift for the friend who always sets up the table. Don't give this to someone who takes beer pong seriously. They won't appreciate the commentary.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Beer Pong Is Gay Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What colors is it available in?
Black or white.

Will the print hold up after washing?
It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is bonded into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

Is this comfortable for everyday wear?
Heavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a costume.