Beer Slut Tee

The Beer Slut Tee from Unethical Threads says what your bar tab already proved. Two words, heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Part of the ___ Slut collection, because one shameless confession is never enough.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's made beer their whole personality and stopped pretending otherwise. Your friend who has a "usual" at three different bars.

The one who brings a cooler to a picnic like it's a briefcase. If you've ever described a Tuesday as "beer o'clock," the Beer Slut Tee is already your shirt. You were just waiting for someone to print it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not that fancy
• DTG print for color that outlasts your longest bender
• Available in black or white (pick your fighter)

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift. If someone in your life won't shut up about IPAs, or has strong opinions about draft vs. bottle, this tells them you were listening.

Works for birthdays, pub crawls, or passive-aggressive interventions disguised as humor. Pairs well with the rest of the ___ Slut family: Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more. Give the whole set. Assert dominance.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Beer Slut Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. That's it. Pick the one that matches your soul.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine.

Are there other shirts like this?

The ___ Slut collection includes Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more. Pick your vice.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

It says Beer Slut on it. You already know if this is for you.