Beers Don't Complain When You Finish In 2 Minutes Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Beers Don't Complain When You Finish In 2 Minutes tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print drinking shirt for people who own their speed record. Text-only design on the back, heavyweight cotton, and a punchline that does its job from behind.

Who actually wears this?

People who can laugh at themselves faster than they can finish a beer. Look, if you're the type who chugs first and explains later, this is your uniform. The back-print format means you're already walking away by the time anyone reads it, which honestly tracks.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like clothes, not a bar napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this shirt is already doing a lot
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship
• Design printed on the back. The front says nothing. Strategic silence.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who can take a joke about performance, yes. Bachelor parties, beer leagues, birthdays for the buddy who always finishes his round first. It's one of those gifts where the reaction tells you everything about the person.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up after washing?
The DTG print is made for lasting color. Wash inside out in cold water and it'll stay sharp.

What does the shirt say?
The text reads 'BEERS DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU FINISH IN 2 MINUTES' on the back of the shirt.