Begging For A Pegging Tee

The Begging For A Pegging Tee from Unethical Threads says what everyone's thinking but only the brave (or the drunk) wear on their chest. Heavyweight cotton, big block letters, absolutely no plausible deniability.

Who actually wears this?

Stag do legends. The friend whose shame tolerance peaked somewhere around 2015. Gag gift recipients who actually wear their gag gifts instead of burying them in a drawer.

This is the shirt you hand someone at a bachelor party knowing full well they'll put it on immediately. It's equally at home on a pub crawl, a barbecue you weren't technically invited to, or just a regular Tuesday when you've given up pretending to be respectable.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and apparently, so can you)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because this energy comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, because at least something about you should be classic
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dignity
• Text-only front print. No hidden messages. No subtlety. No escape route.

Is this actually a good gag gift?

It's a phenomenal gag gift. Possibly the greatest thing you can hand someone in a gift bag while maintaining full eye contact.

Bachelor parties, birthday roasts, Secret Santa when you want to guarantee you're never asked to participate again. The Begging For A Pegging Tee is the gift that says "I know you, and I'm not sorry about it."

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt comfortable?
Yes. It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed unisex fit. Soft, sturdy, and the last thing standing between you and public indecency.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It holds up. The DTG print keeps its color and the fit stays true. Follow the care label like a functioning adult.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much everybody who has the nerve to wear it.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
Technically, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on how much you enjoy watching strangers read your chest and then look away quickly.