Bigfoot Is Real And He Tried To Eat My Ass Hat

This is the Bigfoot Is Real And He Tried To Eat My Ass trucker hat from Unethical Threads. It says exactly what happened out there in those woods, and you survived, so you might as well accessorize.

Who actually wears this?

People who go camping and come back different. The guy at the cookout who has a story that starts with "okay, so I was alone in the woods" and ends with everyone quietly putting down their plates.

If you've ever watched Finding Bigfoot and thought the show was holding something back, this hat is your sworn testimony in foam and mesh.

• Structured foam front panel that holds its shape better than your story about that night in the woods
• Breathable mesh back so your head stays cool while you share your truth
• Snapback closure fits most head sizes, no excuses
• Vivid front print that holds color wash after wash
• One size fits most because Bigfoot doesn't discriminate and neither do we

Is this a good gift?

It's the ideal gift for the friend who won't stop talking about cryptids. Or the one who tells weirdly specific stories about their camping trips.

Wrap it, hand it over, and watch them finally feel understood. Also works as an apology gift, a birthday gift, or a "sorry I told everyone about your Bigfoot encounter" gift.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this hat adjustable?
Yes. The snapback closure adjusts to fit most head sizes comfortably.

What's the hat made of?
Structured foam and cotton front panel with a breathable polyester mesh back.

Will the print fade or peel?
Nope. The print holds up through regular washing and wear.

Is this hat unisex?
Yes. Bigfoot does not care about your gender and neither does this hat.

Can I wear this in public?
Technically, yes. Whether you should is between you and the other people at Walmart.